will run for booze.

28 years old, running through Brooklyn & training for whatever comes next.

This is a blog about food, beer and cats.
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The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion

This makes me the happiest.

Darla cute as shit

This makes me so happy

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that moment when four really miserable months of contract negotiations goes completely into the shitter. 

oh, good. spreadsheets and contracts. more fun for tuesday.

having a lovely, anxiety-filled day today. went for a walk during lunch to try and clear my head.

and then this happened:

"Honey, smile, don’t be sad! you’ll find a boyfriend!"

«INSERT RAGEQUITTING GIF HERE»

so, yeah. Tuesday. cute.

it’s 100 degrees here today….. lets not talk about weather.

eh, I spent 6 years in SoCal. I do not feel for you at all. 

feeling cute and sassy today, despite the awful weather.

looking forward to having a full length mirror in my new apartment so I can show you guys that my outfits have been totally on point lately.

feeling cute and sassy today, despite the awful weather.

looking forward to having a full length mirror in my new apartment so I can show you guys that my outfits have been totally on point lately.

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somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

Im ready to die

misscaptaincanuck

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typical morning at the park…. (at Prospect Park)

well I *was* going to put away the laundry…

making dinner…am I a fitblr yet?

a couple of great things have happened in the past few days:

  • found a dress that I thought I’d accidentally donated. it’s my favorite dress. I was pretty upset when I couldn’t find it. (yes mom, it WAS crumpled in the bottom of my closet. are you surprised? I blame Alfie.)
  • mailed off the last of the deposit for the new apartment. roommate and I move in on Oct 1 (but get keys a week early to move small stuff in). movers are booked, days off are booked and I cannot wait!
  • officially signed up for NYC Marathon. pretty excited to run it with my friend. 
  • dropped off a record-breaking 37lbs of laundry yesterday. slowly cleaning everything I own so I move into the new place with everything clean and ready to be put away.

other random things:

  • 20 days to Wineglass Marathon
  • 47 days to NYC Marathon
  • 16 days until I move into my new apartment
  • 17 days until I get my hair cut (much needed)
  • I’ve already started going through everything I own to either donate or trash before I move. it’s so nice just clearing out things I don’t need anymore.
  • I honestly just want to get rid of everything I own and start over but LOL MONEY.
  • my legs are still sore from Saturday’s run. tonight, I *will* find The Stick and get rid of all my knots. I might cry, but it’ll be worth it.
  • meeting with a nutritionist on Wednesday, at the recommendation of my doctor. not sure what I’m going to get out of it, but hey…I might as well try.
  • the major fall fundraiser I’m planning is looking like it’s going to be super successful. that makes me pretty happy.
  • work is going great. The Kid is learning super fast and taking a ton of stuff off my plate so I can focus on other projects (like the contract that just took 4 months to get into place and I still need to meet with the execs to convince them to sign it).
  • I’m TAKING DAYS OFF. totally unplugged. 4 weekdays and a weekend. it’s going to be SPECTACULAR. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to do this. 

and that’s it. a list of random shit floating around in my head/going on in my life. 

ugh, Monday.

ugh, Monday.

daddynobucks:

soiled-doves:

No. That’s called: VICTORY.

That’s the god damned Olympic Gold Medal of VICTORY!

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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my junk is chafed so badly I cried in the shower.